Kylen Stevens <kylen757>

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BIG . OGREISH . DANGEROUS!!!

6ft 3
Green/Blue and Gold eyes
Short Brown Hair
Loves:Music, Friends, Family, Smoke, Drink, Parties, Games, Bass, Art, Photography, Biking, Skating, Driving, College.

Hates: Stereotypical Chavs, Fakes, Scene Kids, Some Emo Guys, Some Hip-Hop,

STE //\\//\\ 0RET0N \\//\\// ASTELAND

www.myspace.com/666_sic_666

"You'd look just like Andrew WK when your older..." - Louie

"one of the nicest guys i know" - Jay

"had some rough times but he's a lush guy =]" - Blondie

i want all my boys to know that i am there for them as much as they are for me. You guys are like brothers to me. 'specially Vince, Cally, Louie, Jay & Gooning. (not in any order)

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Silent Civilian
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WHo IS The Best, post M for muscle H for hot G for most ghetto D for most daring
1. Cozzeh B!
2. Travis
3. Vincent
4. Ste
5. ALL OF US MUR' FUKKAZ!!! (yr11 Wasteland Boys)
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2. yeah its ok
3. meh pretty bad
4. completely shite
5. wtf is LARP?!?!?!
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Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded
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READ THIS PEOPLE! 2/9/06 (aka callys partay)
well what can i say, sat in a summer house at 10 at night watchin good old Billy Connolly and relaxing with some nice Strong Bow with your good mates Cally, Vince, Louie, Ronan, Jay, Jordan, etc... later on that night Vince, Cally, Keris and Megan all buggered off to have some good old quiet time leaving Me, Louie, Ronan and Jay in the summer house to chill out to some nice calm and relaxing Kate Rosby and The Eagles until the point that Ronan managed to drop his PSPIZZLE! unlucky dude, so we stuck the T.V back on an watched some random shit untill Vince decided to stay int the tent and Cally came back to join us. Within minutes Cally was WaNkErEd from vast amounts of Smirnoff Ice and Strong Bow so we decided to go back up to the house where Cally was offered a jug of Beer (ofcourse he downed it and was off again). He decided to continue Txting on his phone and then when completely fucked sat on the tramoline and hurled. We finally got him back to bed leaving Me, Ronan, Louie and Jay awake as Jordan had gone home earlier, We ventured up to the house and sat in the livingroom to congrigate with good old Blue (callys dad) and Ian which at that point Ian was offering us 60% Choke Wine in pints, we drank about 2 pints and Louie was fucked off his face, ofcourse I had to be the one to take care of LOuie so i dragged him down the garden to the summer house where he was gonna be sleeping. I had finally settled him down into his sleeping seat and had got into the tent with Jay to hear cries of "wheres my hat!?!, Kylen? Help me find my hatt!" so i decided to get Jays phone and record it, was rather funny. Me and Jay went in the summer house to find Louie sat in the pitch black whining about his hat so i threw him over one shoulder, Jay grabbed the matress and we took him to the bush to have a piss (he was so wankered he needed help standing on the spot to have a piss) and then threw him in the Tent. All that night we had to put up with Louie winging and whining about his 'lost' hat and needing pussy and a wank, we finally got him settled and he went to sleep (thank fucking god) which gave me and Jay enough time to sleep. And that is the saga to Cally's partay comments would be appriciated
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1.what's your name? 2.what's MY name (to see if you know me)? 3.am i hot? 4.am i really hot? 5.are you lying? 6.do you think im beautiful(girl) goodlooking(boy)? 7.why do you like me? 7.why dont you like me? 8.would you go out with me? 9.do you WANT to go out with me? 10.are yew going to ask me out and if yes, when? 11.would you kiss me? 12.will you kiss me? 13.if yes when? 14.would you make out with me? 15.do you plan to make out with me? 16.if yes, when? 17.will you put this in your blog to see what i say back? 18.anything more to say to me? thankyou xxx
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	-X- Twas Ok Thankyou Crazy Cat Lady ? Pellow ? Who Are These Ppl Lol Ahhh I Never Knew He LIves In Bickington Well Thats A Scary Thought Ahhh I Will Fight Him & His Gingerness off With My Poking Power xxxxxx
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	-X- Marc Ireland Doesnt Live Near Me ... I Hope Ahh :S Wat A Scary Thought Lol Tbh Your Just Wishing You Were In The Bickington Massive Arnt you ? Good Weekend ? Work Tommorow Ehh ? xxxxxx
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	Mandi Heeyyy <3 Sorry I went off suddenly yest, just moved house and my uncle was sorting out the electrics. No electricity, no internet. Coulda warned me lol. What was up??? x x x x x x x x x ly
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	FuckFace aw man. i do wish hard enough! --__-- everyday. nah yu have gold eyes shhh.
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	FuckFace wish i had gold eyes **
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	-X- Wat Made You Think that ? Lol Yeahh Bickington Had Sum Lush Parties But Tbh I Think Ther Abit Cool For Me Lol Yeahh I Know For Old Times sake I Only Went Mortan Like 5 Time Well Still Alot Of Funny Times Like Our Fights xxxxx
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	-X- Wow Wat A Place To Work Well As Mental As Bickington Would Be On A Weekend I think Buckfastleigh Is Stlightly Better Yeahhh I Dont Tend To Go Too Mortan Any More , I Mite One Day For Old Times Sake As Long As You Dont Poke Me Like You Always Do Hmm I Rather Confused Too Well Basically Were Not Together Anymore And I DonT thinK Were Getting bak Together But We Sumtimes Talk ?? It Doesnt make Much Sense Tbh Lol xxxxx
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	-X- Yeahhh It Rele Does Part From I Wasnt Rele That Ill Just Culdnt Be Fucked With School Lol So I Dramatised The Illness Ahh Where Do You Work ? Hmm Not Alot I Think I mite Find A Party To Go To Or Go Buckfastleigh Friday Nite Saterday Im At My Friends xxx
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	Maria okaay xXx
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	Leanne In A Can. monday? got abit blazed after college and yesterday I went to the cinema and saw tropic thunder it's not that bad. and today I had a lush full day off college lucky me. bet you'd rather be working then be at college I didn't see you today gutted. are you working for the rest of the week? x
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	Leanne In A Can. eeeee I saw you the other day yerh you should come to teignmouth it's not that bad. did you have a nice day off? and how was the film or whatever you were doing? x
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	-X- Yeahh Same I hate Beening Ill Nothing Rele I Have Like No News Do You ? Up To Much This W.e ? xx
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	Sammii Leggett Haha, Indeed that's always fun! xxxxxx
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	Maria That's well bad! :S At least you know what you want to do I guess, 'cause it would be a bit hellish having to work as a kp forever... Hope you get it all sorted : ] Do you actually know where to go for the apprenticeship? xXx
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	Jess Rose jeeez that sounds lush i need an eightth HAHA unlucky. thanks to cally im guessin? im home its raining and its shit shit shit. xxxx
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	Sammii Leggett The love it wouldn't let me leave earlier.. xxxxxxx
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	Sammii Leggett My payday tomorrow..well today now too! hehe, after I work 5 hours..burgers flying everywhere etc.. :S xxxxxxxxxx
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	Maria hey you, you ok? I heard you're not at exeter coll anymore... what happened there? : / xXx
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	Zara. Lol Ah ha Same I Lost My Voice How It So Peaceful That Day lol You Been Up To Much? x
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	-X- Hellooo Yeahh Im Good ThankYouu You ? X
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